DON'T WORRY WE'LL BE ON MORE OFTEN ON THE HOLIDAYS WE'LL BECOME THE BEST TEAM OKAY? OMG RIP EAGLE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BECOME THE BEST IF I CANT GET GLOBAL

LOL WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TRY AND PLAY AGAINST OTHER TEAMS, MATCHMAKING IS MORE IMPORTANT DONT YOU KNOW THAT? OH AND BY THE WAY MOST OF THE TIME, 80% OF THE TEAM IS OFFLINE ANYWAYS SO WE CAN'T EVEN 5MAN ON MM LOBBY LOL

WE ALSO INVITE PLAYERS TO THE TEAM SOLELY BASED ON THEIR RANK AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF THE BOOSTING SITUATION LOL, BUT I DON'T GIVE A ♥♥♥♥, I KNOW THEM FROM SCHOOL ANYWAYS.

SO YEAH, WE PLAY MATCHMAKING PROFESSIONALLY, AND EVERYONE I VERSE AGAINST IS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD, BUT I CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE CHEATING OR NOT SO I JUST KEEP PLAYING MM AND TELL MYSELF THAT MY TEAMMATES ARE ANCHORING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Seriously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help me, my team is literally full of grounded kids, and they always play MATCHMAKING. Oh dear god help me.