We are the Hippo Force!!1!

ram get ready
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HPF RAP
Yeee Sup dawgz,
Dis one's for mah hippo bruv's. ye i be reppin' this neighbourhood
Ye let's get this beat-down started bruvz

Ye sup first on the plate we got sniffum, div 1 rapping skillz, div 2 wep names, div 3 wep farms, div 4 unusual, div 5 dodging, div 6 AIM
Yo don't matter, this bro be swaggin', got the hippo roaring inside, miss 3 point blanks on the med
Next life wipe out all of red
Going b1g aggr0 scout,
Mah backcaps make these fools pout
Got Marceline the scatter gun
She be ruinin' all yo team's fun
Bring out my ram juice
Splash it on Dr Seuss

( mmhmm chika pew bam wow chika mmhmm )

Second course meal, Scandal the scout
Don't even need to play scout
Pyro heavy all day erryday
Oh no team getting mad
Better stop being bad methinks
SRS CAP ON
DEFENDING THESE CAPS BECUS TEAM TOO BAD
FUNNY WHEN I TRY SCOUT, EVERY1 ELSE SEEMS BAD! (xcept for muffins he's hot lol)
I be superman, fly over ur heads
Raining my scattergun down on u speds

( mmhmm chika pew bam wow chika mmhmm )

Who up next, ye we got Limey, the Bewbster, the one and only BEWB
He lost to sniff in mge
Ye that was a tragedy
Came back
No slack
Middie all day
Middie all night
I'm no scrub like sniff-baddie
Use shotty erryday
Not even cray cray
He be guardian of the med
Destroyer of speds
Last thing u see
His lime beard
b4 u PEE

( mmhmm chika pew bam wow chika mmhmm )

Flotty potty roamer pwner
behind enemy lines
Sneaky sneaky RAPE A HOLIC
POP EM UP BOOM
He bombing
They sobbing
He diving
They hiding
Better be careful foolz we got Flotty behind the lines

( mmhmm chika pew bam wow chika mmhmm )

Yeeee the Perthster, the Birthster, repping Perth pride yo
RAMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I be rolling out,
spew these pipes
chuck these sticks
Boom boom boom
Half enemy team down
Oh dayum our team getting wrecked becus stupid
Ram step up, defend
80 ping, 30 fps, who the hell cares
I HAVE RAPIST STARES
Piping in the air
Stick all the stairs
Better beware
DIS BE RAM'S LAIR

( mmhmm chika pew bam wow chika mmhmm )

Last member yo, GravySloth
He healing
He dealing
He stealing all the steak
With him healing us
Enemy don't even get a break
Crossbow becus yolo
Saw becus yolo
Sloth gets all the fools
Kneeling at his... teats?

( mmhmm chika pew bam wow chika mmhmm )

Yo now bit of a yeller to our subwayzzz

OKI, POCKY,
ROAMER, MEDIC
Ye dis sub got it all down bruv
Pug all day
Pug erryday
Sleep at 4
Wake at 4
Tf2 my caffeine bruvs
Why I'm better than UUUU
WHO NEEDS KILLS I MED PICK ALL DAY
RIP THRU DEFENSES

I also med, im no sped
Good wiv Bewb in bed
Forget to bind M2
But after that bru, I pop perfect

YO LAST SEGGIE OF THE DAY
VEC
THOSE PECS
HE SPEC
MYSTERIOUS
BUT REALLY
ACTUALLY
OUR SEX GROUPIE!!!
MGE ERRYDAY, WHY IM GOOD AT SOLLAY
MIDDIE DEEZ BIRDZ
MIDDIE I SAY
GROUPIE TO ALL
SPECCER OF THE GODS
I POO ON COTTON CANDY

Ye brus this be the end of my div 1 rap
I be reppin' Hippo Force yo