the best damn mining company in the west

Ol' Scrath Johnson's Mining Co. is the best in the west now pass me the whiskey.
Rules:
1.) Own and play fistful of frags
2.) pass the whiskey
3.) pass the whiskey
4.) pass the whiskey
5.) create a wild west name for yourself or speak in a wild west accent
6.) PUT THE GUNS DOWN, PUT EM DOWN
6.) pass the whiskey

also don't question the fact that the title there says Ol' Srath Ol' Scratch was a little too drunk off whiskey when he created that there group title