Welcome, Seeds of the Melon

Hello my children. And welcome to this place of enlightenment. Back in the days of Jesus Christ, all was in religous turmoil. Chaos was abbundant, untill one day, a light shone down from the sky... A bright green, yet angelic light and from that light came a melon. That melon guided humanity to the way it is today! Today, the melon hides in places unknown, waiting, and watching until mankind was to require its aid. Through out the history of man, the God Melon has always been beside us, blessing us with the gift of life everyday. So please, join this faith. The God Melon needs support so that non belivers may be vanquised from the world the melon has provided us. As followers of the melon, you have many tasks... 1. Spread the word of the melon 2. Do not insult the melon for it may strike and send you back from whence you came 3. Sacrifice yourself ingame in Garrysmod. The melon needs the blood of that of which it serves in order to keep blessing us all! Thank you seeds of the melon for listening to these words -Melon Pope Andrew Ryan I