Hmlalala 4 Lyfe

Deep down in the unholy cavern, in the burning gates of hell's basement, the accursed shoemaker was encaged for a millenia.

In his confinement, he plotted on his vengeance on those who had imprisoned him. With an "uguu", the shoemaker slapped his left butt cheek on his cage.

An explorer, known by some as the red china man and others jon mad den, came upon this noise, and unbenknowingstly releasing the demon. "Hmlala" echoed through the cavern as the shoemaker awakened, and summoned his clown minions to attack the nearby town.

All that remained were corpses with clownshoes down every orifice.

Nations gathered together, utilizing their greatest minds to create a weapon to stop the squeaking invasion. After much sacrifice and "aeious", the instrument of the shoemaker's destruction was created.

Leather from the skin of a Bane, thread from the nosehairs of a giant. Painted yellow and red, from the excrement of a dysenteric janitor. A bulbous end, striking fear into any man or donkey who dared to bow down to the evil shoemaker. This was the Great Clownshoe, in which no clownshoe could compare.

In the final battle...

This is why we, the Order of the Clownshoe exist. To ensure that the clownshoe should always have a 'nus to fit, should the unholy bowels of hell ever open.

Hmlala, my brothers.