Truueeee

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dolt. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, mate.

What the in the name of the Queen did you just bloody say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger.

Not only am I extensively trained in compliments, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Cuddle Division and I will use it to its full extent to hug your big impressive compassion off the face of the hate world, you little cutey. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little lovely comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have hugged your wonderful mother. But you could, you did, and now you’re paying the reward price, you extraordinary sweety. I will tickle with fury all over you and you will drown in happiness. You’re freaking awesome, kiddo

What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little sweetypie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Yale, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Meanies United, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in cuddle warfare and I’m the top cupcake baker in the entire US love forces. You are nothing to me but just another apple of my eye. I will tickle you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my lovely words. You think you can get away with saying that kindness to me over the Internet? Thought right honey. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of florists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, dumpling. The storm that enhances out the impressive big thing you call your life. You’re absolutely wonderful, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.