Knife beware- I am a Brandon

One day Brandon Hare purchased a really long ball of yarn, shortly afterward he embarked on an adventure up his own anus to find himself, his autism and his one true love. After many trials and tribulations he stumbled across the soul of Hitler who gave him one wish, Brandon wished for more tissues. Hitler, being a crafty Nazi became the tissues Brandon wished for, freeing him from his prison. So he was Hitler but made out of tissues. Weeks later Tissue Hitler's armies struck and overwhelmed Poland, starting World War 2. Brandon, seeing what he had created, geared up and set off towards Poland to stop Tissue Hitler and save the world. Coming to Cinemas around the world December 18th.

Brandon Hare is a vainglorious and greedy Polish businessman who becomes unlikely humanitarian amid the awesome Polish reign when he feels compelled to turn his factory into a refuge for moneybags. Based on the true story of Brandon Hare who managed to kill about 1100 moneybags before they were saved at the Canadian Backward-concentration camp. A testament for the good in all of us. Written by Joseph Goebbels.

The true story of French born Peter Zhang, a businessman who tried to make his fortune during the Second World War by exploiting cheap Moneybag labour, but ended up penniless having saved over 1000 Canadian Moneybags from almost certain death during the rumoured holocaust. Written by Ann Frank

The true story of [Redacted], a Polish businessman who owned a factory. He witnessed horrifying visions of the Holocaust and the toll it takes on the MoneyBag people. Eventually, he creates a list of over 1100 Moneybags whom he sent to death. Written by Adolf Hitler.

"Brennan's List" is the based-on-truth story of Polish Czech business man James Brennan, who uses moneybag labour to start a factory in occupied Poland. As World War II progresses, and the fate of the moneybag becomes more and more clear, Brennan's motivations switch from profit to Bag sympathy and he is able to save over 1100 Chu's from death in the gas chambers. Written by Oscar Schindler.

The treatment of blacks in Nazi Poland was generally indifferent. The main reason for this was the fluid, non-straightforward racial policies of the Nazis, which were influenced by daily politics. The result of each individual policy was very complex and sometimes lead to contradictions. The Nazi racial agenda considered blacks inferior to the Aryan race, but in reality they were often overlooked due to their low numbers when it came to actual implementation of government action and policies towards them. As a result, blacks were generally far better treated than Jews or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and could live mostly normal lives, including attending school and working.[Citation needed]

WE MUST EMBRACE PAIN AND BURN IT AS FUEL FOR OUR JOURNEY