Give yer meat a good ol rub

Sometimes you just get that strange urge to peer over the balcony and observe the masses of dead fish below. Other times, you feel like watching Ainsley. I have a story to tell you about one time when I decided to watch Ainsley rather than observe the rotting corpses of thousands of fish. I was just sitting there, it was like any other Ainsley sesh, you know, I was already excited and I hadn't even booted into my custom distribution of GNU Hurd yet. Now, just after I had finished the 30 minute boot process i was greeted by the expected follicles Ainsley's face hair on my also custom built 69K monitor, I heard a noise outside.Then, all of a sudden, my Butler Michael Frayn came to the door and yelled "IT'S BIG BOI AINSLEY!" I quickly put some clothes on and ran to the door. What I saw next can only be described as orgasmic, and yes it certainly made me feel very ♥♥♥♥-a-hoop. It was him. He told me that the aroma in my house was a bit special, I was flattered. Additionally, he noted the juxtaposition between by weaboo t-shirt and my Limited Edition Ainsley Harriott Boxers® as Hot and Spicy. I didnt know what to do, I had never felt these kind of emotions before. Before I knew it, he was embracing me. He then whispered something to me before dissapearing into the abyss, taking Michael Frayn with him and instead replacing him with a more exciting Michael, Michael Rosen. Mmmmmmmmmm yes at the time I could work out what he said but now I think I know...

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