I don't wanna say a hero...but sometimes there's a man...

A man, a player, a legend - Halonuke

Halonuke's suspected identities:

Robin Walker

Gabe Newell's Father

The Pyro

Saxton Hale

Bob Dole

Burt Reynolds

Casey Jones

The map of 2Fort

The guy with the valve on his head when Valve games load

The guy that put the valve into that same man's head

A bot
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What we know about Halonuke:

His favorite color: Blue

He once beat me in a game of connect four in three moves

When asked what the maximum airspeed velocity was of an unladen swallow, he responded "Sentry Ahead!"
All sentries on every map on every server then exploded.

Halonuke can reflect projectiles by saying "No"