I'd just like to start by sayin'. Suck ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' winner

"I'd like to thank our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ. Jesus was a carpenter, and we all know you can't build a rape dungeon without carpentry, so I'd like to thank him."

"Settle down ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm trying to speak."

"I'll probs just stomp ♥♥♥♥♥ if I have to."

"You look like a bloated ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

"I'm pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥' good arn't I."

"Oh yeah, the bloody rape dungeon mate, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ going off about that."

"Cheers ♥♥♥♥."

"We all know packed to the rafters is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."



Alf Stewart at the Logies
Alf Stewart Appeciation station