Welcome to Greendale Community College, you're already accepted!

What is Community College? Well, you’ve heard all kinds of things.
You’ve heard it’s “loser college” for young people who couldn’t make the cut at a university. It’s “halfway school” for twentysomething dropouts, crawling back to society with unskilled tails between their legs. A tax-funded self esteem workshop for newly divorced housewives piecing together shattered identities, and old people hoping to keep their minds active as they circle the drain of eternity.

That’s what you’ve heard. However: We wish you luck!



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Greendale Community College makes available collegiate level education to adults of all ages, races, and creeds. Greendale prides itself in 5 categories which the school excels at:

| Accessibility
| Affordability
| Air Conditioning
| Awesome New Friends
| A Lot of Classes

Straight A's!

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The current administration under Dean Craig Pelton instituted several incentive programs to improve enrollment! A new mascot was created to represent a diverse student body called the "Greendale Human Being" (former mascot was considered racist by some). The school logo was also changed in 2010 to a symbol representing the school as a crossroads, crossroads of ideas! The long running commercial was finally updated with an appearance by character actor Luis Guzman who was an alumnus of the school. In 2013 Greendale was sued by a former graduate for not educating him properly and a grading scandal rocked the campus. Pelton put together a special committee that restored harmony and we promise to further improve campus life!