please

my son, grant, has been a huge disappointment to me thus far in the journey we call life.
One cannot begin to understand the shame i experience from even saying this, but grant simply refuses to consume his veggies.
and he needs to eat his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vegetables that i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ slaved over for him or else he will never make me proud, and i expect greater things from him. he needs to learn the priority of vegetables over his stupid tactical strike world defense shooty game, and as a father it pains me to see his lack of appreciation for the unfathomable life-giving properties of vegetables.