Est. 2015

Recruitment Requirements:
1. Mandatory Netflix & Chill night every Friday.

Goonsquad Tips:
1. DO NOT buy weapons, fight with your knife ♥♥♥♥♥.
2. DO NOT buy armour, go to the gym until your abs are like steel plates.
3. When shooting always go for the crotch so you can ruin that man's whole life.
4. Real men make eye contact with the enemy while planting the bomb and not safe plant like a ♥♥♥♥♥.
5. Real men make eye contact with the enemy while defusing the bomb and not shoot back like a ♥♥♥♥♥.
6. Always T-bag to show dominance.
7. Respond to the enemy team with "1738" to cause confusion and in some cases a 10 man turn up.
8. Zeus Cheeky at least twice every game for good luck. Win rate 15% increase guaranteed.
9. Post game ♥♥♥♥ talking is a requirement. Extreme post game ♥♥♥♥ talking if the game was won with a comeback.
10. Tape a cup of water on your hand to practice perfect and smooth flicks. Spill water and you fail. Uninstall CS:GO & Steam.
11. Get Primitive to sing, and his angelic voice will bring you victory.
12. If you call bigDaddyTK "big daddy" on the mic, you must give away your man card.
13. P90 Rush for emergencies only.

SPECIAL #1738: If you're in a clutch situation, spam Seal Team 1738 in all chat to intimidate the remaining enemy players.