You never know whats coming in

Rick Harrison the old man and me Big Hoss run a pawn shop called gold a silver. With my friend CHUMLEE. We will buy jizzed filled presidents socks. Your dads spanking tools and your moms dildos. We will buy everything at a fair price. Dont like it? Antwan will excort you out. Do not call about battle toads. We open for only 1 hour a day. For the show.

We we also will destroy you in TF2. Kill everything. Cause havoc. Have a good time in our pawn shop. Come again.