We love the God

In a move that surprised even the most staunch supporters of theonetrueace, the cheap ass from southern Alabama pledged to purchase CS:GO, Saturday.
The announcement stemmed from a Skype conversation spanning over two hours.
Previously during the week, theonetrueace was quoted as saying, "I'll play it when Tim buys it for me," at least 15 times.
CS:GO analysts are expecting theonetrueace to hold steady at approximately .5 K/D ratio before he quits the game to watch God videos on YouTube.
Longtime internet friend turtman3 celebrated the news by allowing theonetrueace to download CS:GO from his account.
To be clear, although theonetrueace has agreed to purchase the game verbally, no such action has been taken, and if he gets hungry within the next hour, he will likely order a pizza for delivery instead.
For more information, contact Christian God Lovers on Skype.