We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!

Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.

Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine!]

Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. And that's where we come in!!!!

Air Goodman comin at ya!

You don't go cryin' to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face.

Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver. The gym is mine! So you can take your band of yellow-bellied losers and just crawl on outta here.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client.

I'm White! I'm White! W-H-I-T....................E

Prepare to be humiliated on cable television!

Team? What team? Your best player thinks he's a pirate!!!

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