How do you become a true snowballist?

General Koikat, the most Beneficent, the most Merciful. Is inside all of us. I shall guide you towards the paradise and 72 virgins.

We need Imams to do call to prayers, Lead worship services.
We need Jihadists to kill infidel Pewists.

You must believe in Snowballism to join.
You must pray 5 times per day to General Snowball to join. Facing the Catba.
You must donate 2.5% of your money to charity per month.
You must take part of the Snowadam. Which is fasting.
You must visit the Catba. Located in Stockholm, Sweden.