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okay i will now tell you how to eat those pesky carrots. enjoy!

Every day someone asks me, how do you eat those darn carrots without them hurting you? Well I, carrot-wan chionbi will tell you how to eat those darn carrots!
Well carrots are mean little jerks, and they bite hard! So listen carefully cadet! First you must wrestle the carrot and tame it with carrot seeds. Then, you must lull the carrot into a false sense of security with classic carrot lullabies. (They available for download are at www.howtotameyocarrot.com) then after a couple carrot weeks, (2 hours) you must pick up the carrot while it is sleeping and drop in a pot of boiling peanut oil (to stop them from regenerating and attacking you!). OR, if you want to eat a healthy and strong carrot for more vitamins you have to build an arena. Then with the arena you put your carrot with potatoes with your carrot to fight to the death against! (The carrots will always win because the will regenerate and attack again). Then when the carrot is very buff, you put it in the boiling peanut oil. The peanut oil will shut down the carrot’s regeneration gland. Then the carrot will be mad at you and attack. You must quickly pour chocolate milk on the carrot. The milk will destroy the carrot’s sense of instinct so it only relies on reason. Now that the carrot is vulnerable, you must boil the carrot in boiling water to a mush! If don’t boil him fast enough, the glands you shut down will restart! So after the boil the carrot to a mush, here is a yummy recipe:
Carrot mush
Nutella
You must put the carrot mush on a plate and put the Nutella on top.
Enjoy!

Best of luck carrot warrior,
Carrot-wan chionbi
Next time we will discuss how to stop Voldemort from stealing your shampoo. And after THAT we will help people by telling them how to stop Hitler from stealing your Nutella!