Saif has a special talent for being the human equivalent of a Wi-Fi signal that constantly disconnects at the worst possible moment. Every time he speaks, it’s like my brain tries to escape my skull out of sheer frustration. He could turn the simplest task into a three-hour saga of unnecessary complications, and somehow, he always finds a way to take credit for work he didn’t do. If there were an Olympic event for being insufferable, Saif wouldn’t just win, he’d rewrite the rulebook to make sure no one else could even compete.

♥♥♥♥ that guy