The Greatest Pan-Handlers and Providers the World Has Ever Known!

You are in this group because I have chosen you as my disciple of pan. Your greasy fingers have scavenged the globe to find me as many pans as they can hold, and for that, I shall always love you.

However....

The world is quickly changing, and It seems I am challenged with holding my position as a top 5 collector of any item In TF2 history. There is a war brewing, a silent war, full of despair and betrayal, and I need you now more than I ever have.

It is up to you, my children of pan, to uphold all that is good and bacony. I ask of you only one thing: Keep providing me with pans until I become bankrupt or die. Recruit your friends, assault trading sites, and NEVER REST UNTIL EVERY SINGLE PAN HAS BEEN FOUND.

-VikingKnight