Fook me?

Who are you people? Are you me? Do you walk up to black guys at the Renaisance Faire dressed as Link and make a comment such as "Hey! Nice ZELDA Outfit!" ? Cause I do.


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That is not a cheat code. Unless it is, then by all means, that is in fact a cheat code. So, use it. Or don't use it. See if I care. No, really, see if anyone cares. I'm willing to bet that they don't.


What is the point of reading this? Do you even know why you are reading this? Jesus... kids these days.... what is wrong with you.





Bank Account Info:
Account# 15015153
Routing# 983321

Is that info accurate? Is your name Tom? Cause if so, then Hello, Tom.

If your name is Tom and that is your bank account info, then I bet you are freaking out right now. Calm Down, Tom. Take a breath. It's okay... your wife will be fine.





GG