drink beer or die trying

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me you little geed? I'll have you know I was initiated at the top of my pledge class in a top-tier traditional southern fraternity and I've been involved in numerous composite raids on Alpha Sig, and have over 300 confirmed bids. I'm trained in gorilla recruitment and I'm the top shotgunner of my entire university. You are nothing to me but another geed. I will paddle the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with precision the likes of which you've never seen, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over Yik Yak? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my nationals and your University ID number is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the hazement, maggot. And the pledge event that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, geed. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can haze you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare calisthenics routine. Not only am I extensively trained in reciting the creed, but I have access to the entire pledge book of the national Fraternity, and I will use it to its full extent to haze your miserable ass off the floor of my basement, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.