Fork Cult

We the people who believe in the fork believe that the giant speghetti monster created life, but treated us in terrible ways, but then the Holy Fork God rose up and killed the giant speghetti monster and fed the people of the world, except for the Bangladeshi, who enslaved the world and did the giant speghetti monster's bidding, and now their descendants our suffering because of their ancestors terrible actions. The Holy Fork God was created by the giant speghetti monster along with a bunch of other utensil based gods were made in order to defend the world from disaster, but only the Holy Fork God realized the wrong-doings of the giant speghetti monster and attacked him and was forced to take on the lesser utensil gods who sided with the giant speghetti monster, making the Holy Fork God the victor and a world for him to fix, eventually he created a race of island faring people who were designed to make a world of digital creatures by the name of Pokemon, and wanted all his followers to join together to make a team under the Mystical Blue flag and to form a minifaction in which they would vape until the end of times. We now show our appreciation to the Holy Fork God by shoving a fork up our ass ever Thursday and keeping it there as we go through our day.