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HOW TO FA1L AT MAKING T0AST!!!
Created By: FA1L T0AST D0CT3R (a.k.a. Hobo Muncher)
Start by standing and facing your toaster.
1. If you have bread, proceed to step ##
2. Go outside of your house.
3. Walk/Drive down to your nearest Supermarket.
4. Enter the Supermarket.
5. Walk to the grocery section.
6. Pick up a banana.
7. Proceed to check-out and have your money ready.
8. Pay for the banana.
9. Get back home.
10. Approach the toaster.
11. Realise you have just failed at buying bread and bought a banana.
12. Attempt to cook banana in toaster.
13. Burn your fingers.
14. Eat burnt banana (with the peel on).
15. Repeat steps 2, 3 and 4.
16. Go to the Bakery section.
17. Pick up a loaf of bread.
18. Proceed to check-out and have your money ready.
19. Pay for the bread.
20. Get back home.
21. Approach the toaster.
22. Take bread out of the bag.
23. Insert the bread UPSIDE DOWN and start the toaster.
24. Wait.
25. When toast is ready, examine how burnt it is.
26. Does it have a troll face on it? If so, you can make FA1L T0AST. If not, throw your toaster out the window and it should fix.
27. CONGRATULATIONS!!!