We have Puns ( salted ) and Don't Starve

What are we doing with our lives? Good question. An even better question is, what are YOU doing with your life?

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Shroom Song.

Shrooms? --
* Music starts *
There are tons.
Theres tall ones ... And Short ones ...
Each of them are funs!
Of red, blue, and green i sing,
Each does a different thing!
Raw red -
Then you're dead!
( although cooked helps a shred )
But raw blue -
It's good for youuuuuuuuuuuu -
Despite it ( or cooked red ) making your mind go free,
Green helps your sanity!
Except. When. Raw.
And now, with all the shrooms you saw,
Open up your great big maw.
And then with them I throw,
DOWN THE HATCH THEY GOOOOOO
* Music stops *
Don't do shrooms, kids.