I'm back, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I'm starting to think that Darinkuyu is designed to ♥♥♥♥ you over more than anything else. I go in with a fire mage and the "random properites" give everything fire resistance and life leach on hit. I go in with a melee character, and everything gets enhanced armor and +15 Knockback. Now I go in with a necromancer which relies on lots of small hits from multiple weak minions to take down enemies, so what "random" properties did I get this time?

Monsters get +50% damage, so they can wipe my pets faster.
Monsters also get a 3% chance to cast fully heal self when struck, and with a bunch of zombies and skeletons beating on them happens fairly often. Against champions, this makes the dungeon almost unplayable.

"Random Properties" my ass.

Well, the saying used to be that only cockroaches and Twinkies would survive the end of the world, but Twinkies are gone now. I can only assume this scared them into hiding. :P

So I've been back in Florida now for about four months and I have yet to see a single palmetto bug... What the ♥♥♥♥ are they planning?!

We are da ELE (Evil League of Evil).

The first rule of the ELE is... you don't talk about the ELE.
The second rule of the ELE is... YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE ELE!!
The third rule of the ELE is... if someone says "stop", taps out or goes lip, hit them again, break their neck and steal their wallet.
The fourth rule of the ELE is... only two guys to a fight, asuming of course that the two guys are ours and the other team only has one.
The fifth rule of the ELE is... one evil plot at a time, unless you are well versed in Sith-planning... plans within plans do not count against the one plot rule.
The sixth rule of the ELE is ... no shirt, no shoes. You should have stolen both from you mark.
The seventh rule of the ELE is... plots go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule of the ELE is... if this is your first night, you have to do something evil.

That is all.

So I made us a group entirely cuz I could. Figure maybe this will help us keep in contact for setting up our game sessions.