For those of you who think it's funny to impersonate another member of our sacred clan think again. I will now move swiftly and justly to eradicate those of our tribe who cannot abide by this sacred rule. We at Euchre strive to be a greater group than the awesomeness of the card game we derive its name from. It is integral to our integrity that we treat each other with the same dignity and respect we would want give to ourselves. I am appalled at some of you in this group and there will be punishments for those who choose to ignore this announcement.

YOU HAVE ONE DAY.