Elder Fap Wizards

We Elders have created time and space itself. Only to ascend into the withering darkness of sorrow and despair. Paired with our hand lotion that we conjured, only later to be discovered by humanity and recognized as the finest hand lotion known to mankind.

Ever since the Lunar War, the Elders have bonded with robots and created new tactics infusing their wizardry with technology. A new era has been born thanks to the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future for his heroic deeds.