Do you like eggs or bacon? Are you eggs or bacon?

Do you like your eggs poached, over easy, over hard, hard boiled, scrambled, coddled, or deviled?

Is your bacon crispy, chewy, smoked, pan-fried, microwaved, or broiled?

Do your eggs come from chickens, dodos, eagles, echidnas, doves, ravens, crows, lizards, or platypi?

Does your bacon come from pigs, oxen, puppies, cows, turkey, horses, or that little critter you ran over in the street?

Check out the recipie of the week.