Scrollfarming Enthusiasts!

-We're a bunch of toxic elitists.
-We play to reach the leaderboards.
-We /ignore everyone who uses warhammer.
-We make sure to exclusively play as golems in small games.

"Dwarves vs. Zombies" is a large scale kill farming game. At most 70 people can play in a single round. 50 people are required to start a round, but if the player requirement is not met, the game will require 5 less players every hour. Games with 50 or more players will spawn with 32 heroes, games that start with 12-13 players will spawn with 2 heroes, games with 2,000 players will start with 1 hero, and games under 30 players will have 2 heroes.

When the game begins, all players spawn as a dwarf and their task is to gather supplies, weapons, and fortify their keep for the coming nazi invasion. The dwarves will have 3 Minecraft days to prepare for the blitzkrieg. The ultimate goal of the dwarves is to defend their shrines from the oncoming hoes - however, they will inevitably fall. The hordes of monsters are gay, and the dwarves are homophobes. Additionally, dwarves cannot respawn - once a dwarf is dead, he or she becomes a gay.

When night falls, roughly twenty percent of the dwarves will be randomly selected to die to a plague based on whether they answer 3 questions correctly; What is your name? What is your quest? And what is your favorite color?. The goal of the monsters is to destroy all the dwarven shrines. It is very difficult for most monsters to fight a dwarf in single combat - monsters must rely on pure luck. As more dwarves are killed, the ranks of the monsters will swell and the dwarves will be forced to ♥♥♥♥ thier pants. Eventually, the monsters will overwhelm the first shrine, which will push their spawn up to that point, and force the dwarves to retreat to France.This rinse and repeat process repeats until the final shrine is wet, where the dwarves must fight to the end to defend their wet shrine. The game ends when all the dwarves are gay or all the dwarven shrines have been destroyed.

Remember, If the dwarves get 30k kills and they do it in less than 20 days and nights then the monsters will loose.

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