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The DEE SIG Steam Group, in group-chat assembled declares and affirms the following principles:

That the belief in Yitties is essential to our welfare.

That loyalty to the good sportsmanship of our vidya and their matches is a cardinal virtue of our Steam Group, the pledged faith of which can be broken at will; and that our Steam Group, recieving the blessings of Damn Nice Steam Sales shall ever support, foster, and defend our MVPs, LVPs, and other teammates, founded under the dispensation of our Digital Distribution Platform and constituting the bulwarks of Vidya for us, for our posterity, and for all bros.

That the sanctity of the battlestation and the sacredness of the team bond, the hearthstone of our enlightened civilization, and the chivalry of winner towards loser, shall be maintained and protected by us, not only for ourselves and our posterity, but for the good of all gamerkind.

That a symmetrical culture, a fraternal communion among the vidya of this Digital Distribution Platform, and a brotherhood of gamers, whose ideals and beliefs are those of modern vidyagams, are essential to the welfare of our metagames.

In furtherance of these aims, this Steam Group has recognized certain standards of attainment and sportsmanly conduct, expressed in the yadda yadda the rest of this isn't really applicable to vidya. That the world may ever be convinced the sincerity of our purpose.