C.A.T.T.U.S
Thank you for your purchase of ACME's Comprehensive, autonomous, Tactile, tactical, universe simulator.C.A.T.T.U.S

you may access the simulator through this IP ( 104.238.220.100:27020 )

If for any reason you are unable to access the CATTUS system, please pull a ticket and an ACME representative will be with you shortly.

Please note that due to ongoing contractual obligations your access to the CATTUS system may be temporarily, but unavoidably interrupted.
During these times, we encourage users to take extra time to care for themselves, including a regular stretching regimen, adequate hydration and sanitation and time spent moving under 1g or greater environment.

ACME is under legal obligation to disclose that CATTUS can cause A very rare but sometimes serious condition that may result in, but are not limited to: Lethargy, social withdrawal, anxiety, the specter of insanity, odious personal habits, anal leakage and random explosion of the face without warning.

Please note that the CATTUS system is completely safe and streamlined for easy use for users of ALL ages!

Welcome to the ACME family!

ACMEnotresponsibleforanyandallinjuryrealorimpliednorisitresponsibleforthehighlikelyhoodofdeathduetopersonalnegligenceasaresultofusingthisproduct.