Doob World™ isn’t just a theme park—it’s a lifestyle.

I. Love. Doobworld... Ever since the opening of this park, my life has been completely changed! My wife came back, my kids can look me in the eyes again, I like who I see in the mirror. Doobworld is the only thing keeping me going right now. If ANYTHING were to happen to this place I WOULD DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!!!!
If you're a fan of fun, if you like to giggle, this is the place to be! Doobworld helped me find my spark again. My T levels have been the highest since... well I don't know when! Doobworld is a place where guys like me can just be ourselves. None of that woke mind virus bs!!! I love doobworld because there are a lot of things there! I like seeing the "Big Buff Oil Wrestling show", it is my favorite Doobtraction!
Something about this park makes me really, REALLY, want to blindly follow orders. TAKE MY MONEY FROM ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAH, I love this park more thatn I love myself. Doobworld is AWSOME!