♥♥♥♥ it, Dog Phone

Good evening all,
I’m sure many days have passed since you felt so much as a stir in the part of your psyche housing your Dog Phone steam group loyalties. I ask once more for you to stoke your fire, and for you to allow said fire to proliferate, spreading across your body like an unfortunate, unsightly affliction. Your propensities to celebrate the events orchestrated by the discord contingent are appreciated, though the steam group will now serve as home to most gaming related events. For the month of September, I am proceeding with a gauntlet tossed. Submit your Lego Harry Potter speedrun times, and, should your pace be peerless in expeditiousness, I will see to it that you receive at least $10 to Jersey Mike’s and perhaps a companion named Devjon for your luncheon.
All the best, and thanks for reading,
Griffin “Brain Coral” Ricci