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The Dicksurfers Laws
1. Never play with elobot. He's worse than trash.
2. rah will always be known as the choke artist.
3. jesustoad becomes a bot once the clock hits midnight.
4. Playing with noggerb is a wholeass gamble, brother turns into elobot 50% of the time. The other 50%, he's s1mple
5. MUSAT has been carried to Master Guardian.
6. If you can't finish the kill, it never belonged to you.
7. Under no circumstances shall any Dicksurfer be circumcised.