An organization for the mentally dense.

It's a fact, in the world there are smart people and, let's just say, people who've maintained a closer relationship with lead paint than is considered healthy.

And then there's the rest of us.

Welcome to Densa, for the stupidest 98% of the population.

Densa has three primary purposes: to identify and foster the lack of human intelligence to no benefit of humanity, encourage the degradation of intellectual advancements made thus far through the uses of intelligence, and to disrupt the opportunities of those whom would harbor any form of intelligent thought.

Densa Qualifying Test
Certificate Of Membership