The DEMOLITION SQUAD

>Me
>Playing
>CS:GO
>Because what else would I be playing
>Two or three weeks ago
>Meet girl in Nearby Lobby menu
>Lives two towns over from me
>SwAg OvErLoAd
>Add as friend faster than you can say "rubberbabybuggybumpers"
>Asks me if I do coke
>The drug not the delicious carbonated beverage
>I do not
>She does
>okay.png
>Play some games with her over the course of a few days
>Notices she has thousands of dollars worth of skins
>Literally
>THOUSANDS
>Fac New Gamma M9 Bayonet
>And more, much much more
>Her Steam profile level is also over 200
>cyka BLYAT
>Asks how she affords
>"Trades"
>k
>snoop mode.exe activated
>Looks at her inventory
>Her CS:GO inventory alone costs more than my truck
>hory sheet
>Goes to leave funny comment on her profile (ie. "Your CS:GO inventory costs more than my truck")
>Reads comments
>Multiple comments citing her excellent blowjob skills being well worth the knives and skins
>"Can you cam for me again"
>"Your tits are massive btw"
>oh that kind of trading
>mfw