The Dapperus Criticus

Welcome to the Dapperus Criticus, a Inquisitory Order that deals with bad movies, books, and fanfiction. By joining, you are helping us get rid of the horrible aspects of culture and society in the name of the Ebert, and the Emperor.

Praise the Emperor. Praise the Ebert. Purge the Fanfiction.

-High Lord Dapper-Devlin, via Skype

RULES:
-You may advertise movies, books, and fanfiction approved by Lord Dapperus.
-EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION. EITHER YOU LISTEN OR LEAVE.
-No fanboys. What we mean is, no fans of things such as MLP, Sonic, or otherwise that will attempt to cram it down our throats. We're fine with you being a Brony/Furry/Eldar/Whatever, as long as you dont force the rest of us to like it.
-Lord Dapperus's hat is off limits. Anyone who steals the hat is subject to death by Crazy Fat Ethel 2.
-Eldar are to be under watch at all times.
-Alfa Legionnaires are to be treated with respect, or you will FEHL THE EMPRAH.
-Nexus is Evil. If Nexus joins the group, evacuation plans are to be made.
-If Bestmatthew is in the chat, the Inquisition is watching.
-if Spaamesh is in chat, EXPECT SPAM
-If Lord Dapperus is in chat, be afraid.

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近期公告

JUDGEMENT DAY!

2013 年 11 月 19 日 - Dapperus [RIP] | 2 条留言

Listen up squats!

Todday is the 3rd Anniversary of the founding of the Criticus by High Lord Dapper-Devlin, and each year we bluntly tear apart a book series. JOIN ME IN THE PURGATION OF TWILIGHT!

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FOR GREAT JUSTICE

2013 年 10 月 20 日 - Dapperus [RIP] | 0 条留言

Now that I am officially back, CRITICUS AFFAIRS ARE IN ORDER!

CHATS ARE NOW DAILY!

THINGS ARE GOOD!

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Dapperus [RIP]

2013 年 11 月 20 日上午 8:08

And We will fight to the last man.

Dapperus [RIP]

2013 年 11 月 20 日上午 8:08

You decided to slander someone who did no wrong, you continue to attempt the destruction of a relationship of one of our supporters, you have declared war on the Dapperus Criticus.

Dapperus [RIP]

2013 年 11 月 20 日上午 7:59

I wrote it for you, you should be happy.