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Hi, Seh-kai here!

Are you tired of having ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your team? Of having to bear more weight on your shoulders than the ol' Christ himself? Then you've come to the right place! Here at memeware*, our dedicated service staff is only one message, invite, or friend request away from helping YOU climb the ladder to success!

See, we at memeware* truly understand your plight. Having started as a Silver II myself, I can empathize with those stuck in "elo hell." It sucks, it really does. Although I was eventually able to reach Gold Nova and beyond, I can say without a doubt that I wish there was a service like memeware* to help me climb that mountain. From de_dust2 to de_tuscan, memeware* employs around-the-clock, league-hardened experts to help YOU achieve your goal!

Here's what memeware* offers:


PATTY'S PATENTS
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These are Patty's time-tested, VAC-proof hacks, which include, but aren't limited too: Feels-Bad-Man Walls, FUUUUUU- Ragebot, Sanic-Speed Trigger, and Rare Radar.


SEH-KAI'S DANK MEMES
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Seh-kai is the ultimate collector of all things dank and rare. In order to appease him, he requests that you bring him a rare pepe. The rarer, the better!

Nothing is impossible once Seh-kai unleashes Cory into the house!


JUSTIN'S TRASH
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It is the fundamental concept of Ying and Yang. For there to be light, there must be darkness. For there to be a force of good, there must be a malevolent evil. The famous physicist, mathematician, and inventor Isaac Newton recognized this duality as a core tenet of our universe, and his finding is known today as Newton's Third Law: for every action, there is an equal and opposite re-action. Likewise, for Seh-kai to play well, there must be a counteracting force of garbage and ♥♥♥♥, lest Seh-kai singlehandedly take over ESL. This counterweight is known simply as "Justin."


ENVIRONMENTAL CONSCIENCE
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memeware* is no stranger to environmental concerns. In maintaining our position at the vanguard of scientific research, we here understand that the continuing salinization of our environment is a growing concern. To do our part to help Mother Nature, we have pledged our CS:GO lives to the harvesting and storage of salt. By removing the salt from various CS:GO players, we're helping prevent these salt sources from leaching into urban soil and water sources, keeping the United States a healthy place to live.

As you can see, memeware* isn't just a friendly CS:GO matchmaking service. It's an engaging, exciting, and invigorating group of friends and strangers who wish to be part of a bigger tomorrow.

Join memeware* today!