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CSGO PIC's TEAM!

2023 年 6 月 20 日 - johnny | 0 条留言

Good evening members!!

After the intervention of authorities in our club we have been banned from Mid North Coast AFL. This is unfortunately due to Jimmy the Jet stealing local supporters hard earned cash to run through Panda Magic on a mates birthday. We estimate that roughly $4000 was stolen and used in the local bowling clubs gaming lounge, and the ♥♥♥♥ won nothing. But this just goes to show Jimmy's passion and drive to boost Hawks player signing salary.

Anyway, on a brighter note, We have decided as a collective that until our ban is lifted in the Mid North Coast AFL, we are pursuing a team in Counter Strike: Global Offensive. We feel it is much easier to use performance enhancing drugs and alcohol to give our players the competitive edge to get over the line in tough times.

Many of our team members are retarded virgins that specialise in sitting on their ass all day and playing CSGO. So training courses will be on offer for the small price of a carton of Carlton Draught stubbies and a Passionfruit kiwi guava IGET BAR.

Stay tuned for updates

Yours faithfully, J&J Handicapped Services x

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New Local League Team

2023 年 5 月 15 日 - johnny | 1 条留言

Hi members!

As you all should know, the Port Pies are a disgrace to what we call highly skilled aussie rules (ressies) and are a constant threat to the integrity of our game.

As of May the 27th, myself and my business partners have agreed to establish a new club, The Port Inferiority Complex, or PIC's for short. Our new club will bring our beloved community together and raise money for Hawthorn Hawks player signing salary.

We feel that the Port Pies have been the reigning Port team for too long and have overstayed their welcome as the communities well below average football side. Our goal is to breed out the Pies supporters and to convert their supporters to a fresh, young club with training complexes expected to rival the Macleay Valley Eagles and the Tamworth swans. Creating high level ressies with training and courses in the following:
- Precision handball and kicking skills
- Snap training from Johnny B. Burgs
- Flogging heads in and key forward training from Jimmy the Jet
- Piss drinking and gambling tips
- and much more!

Stay tuned for more updates in the coming weeks and we hope to see you on board.

Yours faithfully,
J&J Auto Sparky Repairs