Real mature

Yeah, div 5 team...

Swift has a haircut of a seemingly curved eating dish.

When there no one else to turn to, we expect Shdwpuppet to ignore anything he's doing and badass on 150 ping.
If he doesnt he is put down.

Inspectoooor has downs and has sex with his carpet. His mum wanted him to be a lesbian.

Mailbawx, our resident economic failure. Don't give him your money, his lack of money is his fault for having his country's only income from olives.

Stark, our resident Brony introduced us all to clop clop. I've gotta say that I flipped when I saw 2 Foals 1 Clop.

Pricee... Well, not much is known about him. All we know is HE'S DEFINITELY NOT GAY. WE HAVE HIS WORD ON IT. HE DOESNT GO FOR THE GUYS.

Which leaves me, Knife; resident failure and tubby. Happy days.

So yeah, we are Currently Unsigned Ninja Turtles. Sign us please.

PS: We're keeping the abbreviation if signed.