引用自 Ducky Quackington：

Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome

Primary for Heavy
Base: Hat

( + ) HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!!
( + ) Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?
( + ) That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome.
( + ) The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula?
( + ) On ice?
( + ) Yeah!
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?!
( + ) That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of th-
( + ) Then you can get me three tickets to s–
( - ) Not right!

Note: Cannot add weapon due to cancellations.

Theorized cancellations but still.

引用自 Loreknight：

引用自 ShadowDream：

It is technically a spycrab for soldier, when he looks down, crouches and reloads the bison he looks like he's fapping .

"We must do it, men! For science!"

Nah, he's clearly practicing for Zhanna.

引用自 cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames：

引用自 Loreknight：

Uh.. I don't get it

Basically heavy is on fire (?)

引用自 Loreknight：

引用自 Biggest Boss：

So we had this happen on the EU server
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/80342560212766896/1BEEBC02E1F33C3EA443190B9D7DD0B2586803B4/

Uh.. I don't get it

Basically heay is on fire (?)

引用自 ShadowDream：

引用自 cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames：

Oh wait, confused with cow mangler, sorry

still kinda funny XD

It is technically a spycrab for soldier, when he looks down, crouches and reloads the bison he looks like he's fapping .

oh XD

also sorry I don't take friend requests.

引用自 ShadowDream：

引用自 cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames：

What if you alt-fire?

Bison itself does not have alt-fire, and the effect should disappear and will be reloadable again when you stand up

Oh wait, confused with cow mangler, sorry

still kinda funny XD

引用自 ShadowDream：

Soldier secondary
The Not-So-Righteous Bison.
(-) Crouching and looking down will empty the clip and force reloading which doesn't load shots and keeps the clip empty.

What if you alt-fire?

OH NOES:
Slot: Oh noes
Class: Oh noes
(+)On hit: Oh noes on target
(-)On miss: Oh noes on user

引用自 AwesomeGuyDj：

引用自 LegoFan9o5：

The Shellshocker has been seen to leech over to the Engineer's melee weapon, allowing for a Gunslinger to double hit and crit-hit in a matter of a second.

OR for le old reliable to be the
MAXIMUM TURTLE POWER

And that turtle power, whether at max or at minimum, is crap.

引用自 Loreknight：

I wish people realized that you don't balance a weapon around certain existing play styles.
Just because you don't like turtling or stickyspam(which I absolutely abhor) doesn't mean you balance around that. You balance around fairness.
Except mei from overwatch.
Fuck mei.

Yeah, well the Old Reliable is a turtle weapon for one damn stupid stat. It could've easily been a on-the-go spy-counter weapon, instead of this stupid "cannot move buildings" stat which shouldn't even be a stat.