How much time untill canteens are available? Any progress on that?

Every Scattergun that we have on this list needs a clip size nerf.

Because Valve.

ONE PUNCH
Class: Heavy
Slot: Melee
(+)On hit: victim immediately dies.
(+)Can kill invincible/invulnerable enemies
(-)You cannot one punch aliens (or people wearing alien cosmetics)
(-)You have to listen to 10 million lengthy backstories
(-)You have to do 100 pushups, 100 situps, and a 100 km run every time you die
(-)You are stalked by a Purity Fist heavy with yellow messy hair who for some reason calls you his master
(-)You lose the ability to give a shit
(-)Fighting is now boring
(-)Everyone calls you Baldman for some reason
(-)All hair cosmetics are disabled

Ursprungligen skrivet av Ducky Quackington:

You thought this was a weapon idea, but it was me, DIO

All Class melee
Base: Golden Frying Pan

( + ) On Hit: Cause the target to take 1 damage every tick. Once they take 50 damage, cover their screen with Dio screaming about being high and deal 1000 damage
( + ) Leech 100% of the damage
( + ) Imbued with an ancient power
( - ) On Hit: Laugh manically because you're so sexy
( - ) No random critical hits

Also instead of Dio screaming about being high, have him scream ZA WARUDO

Ursprungligen skrivet av Ducky Quackington:

You thought this was a weapon idea, but it was me, DIO

All Class melee
Base: Golden Frying Pan

( + ) On Hit: Cause the target to take 1 damage every tick. Once they take 50 damage, cover their screen with Dio screaming about being high and deal 1000 damage
( + ) Leech 100% of the damage
( + ) Imbued with an ancient power
( - ) On Hit: Laugh manically because you're so sexy
( - ) No random critical hits

Add On kill: Die because your immortality doesn't work for some reason

Infection's glitched out, I keep getting regular crit backstabs

Infection's glitched out, I keep getting regular crit kills with it.

Ursprungligen skrivet av Deedsturwut(selling buckets):

Why did the bee movie script become a meme?

Idk, blame it on brendaniel, my cousin XD

The Bee Movie Script:
Slot: Melee
Class: All-Class
(+)On hit: The target is slowed down by 100% and the entire bee movie script plays. Effect ends when script ends.
(-)On miss: You get slowed down by 100% and the entire bee movie script plays. Effect ends when script ends.
(o)Cannot be killed while script plays.

Every scattergun needs a clip size penalty