A Place of Enlightened Thinking

I just made a chicken sandwich but I was out of mayo and now it's gonna be all bland and I don't know what to do I think I'm about to cry not because of the sandwich but because I stubbed my toe on one of my dumbbells and I started bleeding I bit because I hit it really hard and now I have to clean blood out of the carpet but I hate cleaning because it's so boring and I'd rather be fishing and then throwing the fish back laughing at how they now have a hole in their mouth for no reason other than my own entertainment and then go home and watch tv and pleasure myself to pictures of reciprocating saws with metal cutting blades on them sawing through water pipes and a pile of dirty bath towels that were used to dry off a car that was just washed.

Also my balls stink I'm gonna go take a shower see ya