its crayol + er if u dont like hang ur self k?

Q: Is it safe to eat a non toxic crayola crayon?
I'm thinking about eating a crayon and on the box it says they are non toxic. Will it make me sick? Will it do anything to me? I'm bored and I really want to eat a blue crayon!

A: No, eating a non toxic crayon will not do anything to you. I've done it before and the worst that happened was that it left a waxy taste in my mouth and turned my poo pretty colors. You're completely safe to eat a non toxic crayon.