The other day my wife asked me if I could stop crankin my hog so she could hear the tv. Guess what I told her. "Of course honey I'm sorry. I will be more mindful of others while I'm crankin my hog. Love you!" The only thing I love more than crankin my hog is my wife. Crank with respect brothers.

JoJoDJ: One time I was pounding my girlfriend raw at my parents house and she was moaning so loud that my mom came in and asked wtf was going on, when she caught us having incredible sex, she told me to thrust deep in and ♥♥♥ as hard as you can because I want my grandkids right now. I never nutted so hard as I did at that moment thinking about expanding my family tree and making my parents proud