Crab Battle Lifestyle Central

Crab Battle: To have a full team on team battle, in which all players drop their starting pistol at the beginning of the round, and subsequently wield only their knives in a massive knife only fight, usually taking place in the middle of the map or at a well known choke point. Further on in the developmental process of this lifestyle, it was determiend by the OG creators that running was acceptable UP UNTIL THE ACCEPTED POINT OF TEAM CONTACT. As a general rule, upon view of an enemy at a mid range or closer distance, one must immediately crouch. And finally, when any player on a team is viewed cheating in any way listed below, it is considered the duty of the entire team to kick him/her in order to properly honor the Crab Battle Arena Order.

Examples of breaking the rules are as follows:

-Having any kind of gun on your person. Any gun picked up must be immediately dropped regardless of the individuals imminent battling circumstances.

-Running in battle. Crabs can't run. Running players are known as 'evolved' crabs and probably kiss girls or something gay like that. What are you, an idiot?

-Excess usage of grenades. While the occasional flash or smoke can make a dull crab battle into something spicy and fun, 10 flashes in a row is known as a 'whiteout' tactic, and while not kick worthy, it is considered unsportsmanlike and will be up to the subjective decision of the team as to whether or not to kick those involved.