In an attempt to raise global awareness of the travesty currently happening in central Florida, I'm going to buy a bag of rolls. Every time you stare at this bloated bag of rolls, you can't help but think of its similarities to Patrick Gassler, and it will remove another bag of food from his grasp.

We all dream of a day when we will no longer have to see his lumpy potato body smashed into stretched XXL gaming shirts and see his chins consume his collar and anything that may fall above his mancans.

Also accepting donations for the relief effort so I can call him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on Facebook and then spend the money on games.