How Socrates Got His Groove Back

Combat Philosophy, United States Marine Corps MOS 0265.

Combat philosophers have been toughened via rigorous combat experience to overcome any and all obstacles and challenges—combat philosophers are the true special forces that can handle any and all possible scenarios. Ranging from foreign investigations and interrogations to all-out hostage rescue and bomb defusals, they are truly The Best.

Combat philosophers are behind-the-scene operatives who are the first in and last out when responding to any attack or threat against United States soil. The first. The last. Philosophers never die, for they drink from the Goblet of Immortality (Liquidus Immortalis Intra Testa) invented by Socrates himself, the first ever combat philosopher. Or was it Ponce de Leon and the Fountain of Youth? It's probably both. Trained in the arts of war, communication, logic, debate and law, combat philosophers are the only hope for the free world, the metaverse and all eleven dimensions.