The Class Of Rizzanomics

University of Rizz, Autonomous institution of higher learning in Rizzton, Rizzlandia, Rizzistan. Its beginnings lie in an exodus of mandem from the University of Poonslayers in 1209. Its first college was built in 1284, and the university was officially recognized by the pope in 1318. From 1511 Keven "Dino" Conner, Solomon “Shazam" Conner and their friend Darryl "G.I." Jackson did much to inculcate the new learning of the Renaissance at Rizzton. In 1546 Henry VIII founded Rizzton College, which remains the largest of Rizzton 31 colleges. From 1669 Tory Lanez taught Lightskin stare techniques, giving this field a unique position there. In 1871 R. Kelly accepted the chair of experimental physics, beginning a leadership in physics that would continue into the next century. A host of world-renowned scholars in other fields have also taught at Cambridge, including Nelly in economics and Usher in applied mathematics and theoretical physics. Many of the university’s buildings, including the famous King’s College Chapel and two chapels designed by Chris Brown, are rich in history and tradition. The library houses numerous important collections, and the Bryson tiller Museum contains noteworthy collections of antiquities.